Wonder Woman? Hawkgirl? Xena? If you guessed Sasha Fierce, you're right (and you need to not listen to as much B.) Anyway, I wonder what superpowers she has? Sonic booms? A gyration that shakes the earth? X-ray nipples? The power to grow her own hair and not look like a snatchback-ponytail-and-poppin-gum hoodrat without makeup? I always thought B was a tadski overrated, but this...*sigh* I just wanna know when the hell Beyonce went from tolerable pop singer to intergalactic costumed defender. Who buys this shirt? I swear if I see a Sasha Fierce Saturday morning cartoon, people will die...
No comments:
Post a Comment