Well, its Friday, umf'ers...and that means the weekend is so close I can already taste vodka in my oj (and it ain't even there!) Yes, the weekend party drinker has a fun night...but a suckish morning...that brings me to one of my old frienemies...the hangover. Any drinker worth the term is gon get hungover sumtimes. Its a fact of life and when juxtaposed against the good time you had hours earlier, brings balance to the universe. Has to happen sumtimes. Anyway, I'm finna share my remedy. It got me to work fresh as a daisy many a time (today...) so its only right I spread my gospel of healin 2 y'all.
Dr. AJ's Foolproof Alcohol Withdrawal System.
1)If (when) you get up feelin like blowin chunks (its a medical term)...do it! In the toilet/trashcan asshole. Don't yack on nothin you're gonna have to clean for more than 60 seconds. This is the first step in your healing, and the longer you hold it in, the worse you're gonna feel.
2)Smoke. Trust me on this one.
3)Eat. And not no janky ass cereal either. You know you don't feel like cooking. Drag your zombie ass outta bed and go to ihop if you can, McDonald's if you can't.
4) drink water (gatorade works even better) all morning and you'll be cool by 9.
It has helped me look alive in the morning so many times...and now I give it to you.
The assembled assholectualisms of writer, career social networker and and part-time superhero AJ Moses.
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