Yo, we gotta have a talk about these skinny jeans, gentlemen. This is gettin way outta hand. Not only do you look both uncomfortable and homosexual...its also unhealthy...shit...there's no way havin your balls in the cobra clutch all day can be good for your reproductive health. Cutting off the circulation to that area is never ever good. (Not to mention if you happen to get stimulated in jeans with no room to grow, you could end up with a boomerang...) Hell, you could get a yeast infection...is that what you want? Try explaining to your pop how you got a urinary tract infection and see if he isn't ashamed of you.
I understand its the new thing in the streets and all the kiddies love it...but that don't make it right. Remember the hightop fade? Hammer pants? Velour suits? How about those ice dancing outfits folk used to wear in the 80s? Those things were all hot in the streets at one point or another, and now we look at pics of people in that shit and ridicule them. Just save yourself the trouble and peel those things off right now before you look at you in 5 years and end up slapping the shit outta yourself.
Maybe its just me cuz I'm kind of a big guy and never would think about putting some on (Frankenstein is the image that comes to mind...) but I can't even fathom how you can bend your knees in them sunsabitches. I've actually seen peoplw hustle in skinnys. How do you run from cops or anyfuckinbody else with your legs perfectly straight? The hilarious mental image of somebody tellin me they got that [insert item here] out and then stiffleggedly walking over to me like a desperado at high noon aside, how the fuck can you sell anything if you can't even get in the pockets of your denim stockings to make change?
All I'm sayin is that your girl shouldn't be staring at you tryna figure how you got in them jeans. That's just all gender-confused. That's not to say your jeans should be 5 sizes bigger than you need either. Walking around lookin like your clothes are melting is not the right move, and havin your whole outfit just flap in the breeze like a cape ain't a poppin' look. There's such a thing as shit that fits...(imagine that!)...my whole point is if I can read the number on the credit card in your pocket through your jeans, not only are you at risk for identity theft, but your shit is way too snug. It just seems like way more trouble than its worth...let's leave the tight pants to the ladies, guys...
I understand its the new thing in the streets and all the kiddies love it...but that don't make it right. Remember the hightop fade? Hammer pants? Velour suits? How about those ice dancing outfits folk used to wear in the 80s? Those things were all hot in the streets at one point or another, and now we look at pics of people in that shit and ridicule them. Just save yourself the trouble and peel those things off right now before you look at you in 5 years and end up slapping the shit outta yourself.
Maybe its just me cuz I'm kind of a big guy and never would think about putting some on (Frankenstein is the image that comes to mind...) but I can't even fathom how you can bend your knees in them sunsabitches. I've actually seen peoplw hustle in skinnys. How do you run from cops or anyfuckinbody else with your legs perfectly straight? The hilarious mental image of somebody tellin me they got that [insert item here] out and then stiffleggedly walking over to me like a desperado at high noon aside, how the fuck can you sell anything if you can't even get in the pockets of your denim stockings to make change?
All I'm sayin is that your girl shouldn't be staring at you tryna figure how you got in them jeans. That's just all gender-confused. That's not to say your jeans should be 5 sizes bigger than you need either. Walking around lookin like your clothes are melting is not the right move, and havin your whole outfit just flap in the breeze like a cape ain't a poppin' look. There's such a thing as shit that fits...(imagine that!)...my whole point is if I can read the number on the credit card in your pocket through your jeans, not only are you at risk for identity theft, but your shit is way too snug. It just seems like way more trouble than its worth...let's leave the tight pants to the ladies, guys...
1 reasons this post doesnt suck:
...IN...THOOOOOSE JEANS...lol...(thinuwine as niggaz>>>)
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