9.25.2009

ETCAM #4- Cow & Chicken

Look at it. It's so wrong, yet so delicious...if you're like me, you're gonna try it one day soon...if you're not, you probably just threw up lookin at that pic. Its exactly what it looks like...the perfect marriage of a McChicken and a Dual Burger McDouble or whatever the fuck they're callin a dollar 2-patty sandwich at McDonalds nowadays. Its one of the best pieces of evidence I have that 2 or more animals can live happily under one bun. (Bacon, which of course goes with damn near anything, doesn't count.) Yes, its fat as hell...but aren't all the best tasting things?

Like so many great food-related discoveries, this one was stumbled upon in one of my intoxicated eating fests. I don't know what made me do it, or what made me eat it...I actually sat there and looked at my new creation for a few seconds, wondering what I had just done. That only lasted about 2 jiffies tho...shit, I was hungry...I went for it. After I had finished, there was like a 15 minute afterglow type thing where my eyes got real low and I got real relaxed. This is one of the hallmarks of a great munchie food. I'm glad I only ate 1, 2 woulda put me in a coma. Anyway, the taste is neither chicken or beef, but some new delicious flying hybrid beast...like an animal God forgot to create. Its hard to describe, but easy to love. So if this appeals to you, and you're ever twisted and have 2 bucks, put your initial reactions (and common sense, should you still have it in your state) aside and just do it...you'll be glad you did.

1 comment:

D-Rock said...

Shit I got the munchies right now and that look fuckin' good