Just look at it. Isn't it the gayest thing you ever did see? Dude looks like he part of a secret society or a cult or some shit. Its so convenient, the sleeves even enable him to drink the poison kool aid and drift off to death without getting out from under his blankie. Isn't that nice? The shit makes me फुच्किन' sick.
Oooh, it's a blanket with sleeves...how much laying around are you doing in your day to day life where you think "Golly gee, I wish I had something that would let me eat and change the TV channel with as little effort as possible...I sure have trouble getting my arms and hands out from underneath this heavy blanket with my poor motor skills and slow reflexes that come from sitting on my fat, lazy ass all day..." Enter the Snuggie!
What a boon to mankind, what a blessing from above...are you serious? You want 2 easy payments of 19.95 for this? You can make one right now...got a bathrobe? Put it on backwards...yes, the wrong way...oh, surprise surprise, well fuck me if it isn't a Snuggie! You must be some kind of gilded gahdamn genius to make a innovative product like that in your own home! Give me a break...the sad part is apparently they're selling like hotcakes...how f u c k i n g stupid aरे people?
Oh, and news flash, if its cold enough to need a blanket in the room...uh, wouldn't you want your hands covered too? Are you gonna rock a Snuggie and gloves? All you need is a fuckin' pointed birthday hat with stars and a magic wand you can look just like a retarded Mickey Mouse in "Fantasia". My favorite part of the commercial is when they show people outside wearing these things, at football games and picnics and shit. Who would wear that shit where people can see them?
Oooh, it's a blanket with sleeves...how much laying around are you doing in your day to day life where you think "Golly gee, I wish I had something that would let me eat and change the TV channel with as little effort as possible...I sure have trouble getting my arms and hands out from underneath this heavy blanket with my poor motor skills and slow reflexes that come from sitting on my fat, lazy ass all day..." Enter the Snuggie!
What a boon to mankind, what a blessing from above...are you serious? You want 2 easy payments of 19.95 for this? You can make one right now...got a bathrobe? Put it on backwards...yes, the wrong way...oh, surprise surprise, well fuck me if it isn't a Snuggie! You must be some kind of gilded gahdamn genius to make a innovative product like that in your own home! Give me a break...the sad part is apparently they're selling like hotcakes...how f u c k i n g stupid aरे people?
Oh, and news flash, if its cold enough to need a blanket in the room...uh, wouldn't you want your hands covered too? Are you gonna rock a Snuggie and gloves? All you need is a fuckin' pointed birthday hat with stars and a magic wand you can look just like a retarded Mickey Mouse in "Fantasia". My favorite part of the commercial is when they show people outside wearing these things, at football games and picnics and shit. Who would wear that shit where people can see them?
Number one, that's a safety issue. That thing is too long to walk wearing, and you'll probably to trip and fall as soon as you hit some stairs. I swearfogawd if I saw that I would not only laugh in the most obnoxious manner possible with no रेmorse, I'm gonna point at you while doing so. Number 2, you just fuckin' look weird. Look at that guy...are you gonna hang out with him? Not bloody likely.
On some real shit...look at that thing and tell me it doesn't look like something they would wrap a dying person in to comfort them in their last minutes. That is NOT something healthy folk wear. Yes, there are times where I'm laying on the couch and I'm a little chilly...but if I have to look like a fucking dunce wearing an assless front robe thingy to get some warmth...I'll take my dignity. Hell, maybe ill even get up and do something with my life...hey, that's just my opinion tho. You want a Snuggie, go for it...shit, wear it to work if you want...just know you look like sme kind of confused, homeless wizard when you do.
On some real shit...look at that thing and tell me it doesn't look like something they would wrap a dying person in to comfort them in their last minutes. That is NOT something healthy folk wear. Yes, there are times where I'm laying on the couch and I'm a little chilly...but if I have to look like a fucking dunce wearing an assless front robe thingy to get some warmth...I'll take my dignity. Hell, maybe ill even get up and do something with my life...hey, that's just my opinion tho. You want a Snuggie, go for it...shit, wear it to work if you want...just know you look like sme kind of confused, homeless wizard when you do.
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The Snuggie isn't nearly as gay as the "Shake Weight." If you can find an infomercial for that one, it's two minutes of pure hilarity... or arousal, for those inclined that way.
Gay though it may be, we need to eventually bite the bullet and pick up a Snuggie.
Maybe I'll find a not-as-gay one... a black one with the Flyers logo all over it, maybe...
While I admit a black and orange Snuggie sounds slightly less gay, I can tell you that I would much sooner suffer the torture of slightly cold hands and feet to avoid looking like some kind of hospice patient...
Oh, and the Shake Weight is definitely another "Invention Nobody Fuckin Asked For": http://undermyfitted.blogspot.com/2010/04/inventions-nobody-fuckin-asked-for.html ...that, especially the kind "for men" is pure gayness from concentrate...
beyond the newport reds, i got a new thing to rip in the near future. i'm hoping my angry sarcasm comes across half as well as yours does in this post. this shit here, was done right
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