The funny thing about me doing these little things every day is I actually can't stand the word 'blog'. I don't like typing it, I don't like saying it, I don't like the word. Who made that dumb shit up? Does it have to sound like the nerdiest shit in the world? (Tell me having a blog doesn't sound like somethin that could get you stuffed in a locker in middle school...) A little...but image isn't everything I guess, and I guess I am kind of...distinct... (nice word for weird) anyway.
Is it because it sounds like some kind of protective retainer mouthpiece thing? ("We have to go to the dentist right now, little Jimmy's blog fell out while he was playing soccer!") Quite possibly. Is it because it's the noise someone makes spilling their guts into a toilet after gettin trashed on Listerine and Thunderbird? Maybe... Is it because I'm forced to use it, because there aren't many synonyms for blog? That sounds right...but just for the record, I hate the word. There's gotta be a better word...just gotta be. Not that you care or anything...but I guess you do since you ain't stop readin yet...blogadelic...
The assembled assholectualisms of writer, career social networker and and part-time superhero AJ Moses.
3 comments:
I believe it's the 2nd one. It's the sound of the noise someone makes when spewing their guts whilst intertwined in a cold embrace with a toilet. Yes, definitely the 2nd one.
~A.V.
well the word 'blog' acutally stems from the words web & log and some genius turned in to the word we know today 'blog'...random
This isn't a blog site... Blog indeed sounds gay. Call it an Opinionated Message Board..
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