Random Thoughts 18- Shower in a bottle?

If you rub hand sanitizer all over your body, does that count as a bath? On the surface, yeah...it, as the name suggests, sanitizes one's hands, which are covered in skin...so it could in theory, translate into the rest of your body. Then again...there's just something extremely frat boy triflin about it (yes, like washing it with Febreze). Another drawback is the shit is like half alcohol, so you may be bacteria free indeed, but you'll smell like an alcoholic (not the cool kind either, the kind whose home says "Frigidaire" on the side). Not to mention all over your body means all over your body, and...uh...yeah, we're all adults here (on the outside) so we know there's certain areas in which the biting sting of an alcohol-based solution is seldom welcome. But you just know some hick somewhere done tried the shit anyway...