You Nicki's Witnesses out there might be a bit disappointed in me for this, but I gotta say I really don't see it. I just don't. Yes, she's nice to look at once she's all painted up and padded down (you REALLY think that thing between her legs is real? I don't believe you...it looks like half a jumbo peach or something...) but I think her little self-bestowed nickname "Barbie" fits her perfectly...plastic, overexaggerated, and extremely unrealistic. (How many 6'3" white women with waist length blonde hair, huge titties, no nipples, and 50 jobs do you know? Ill give you a week to think about that.)
Even her actual...uh...talent, rapping leaves something to be desired. Many folk admire her flow, but I think it's because they don't listen to the things she says...it's the Weezy effect. I won't throw out complete hate...when you just ignore her and listen to the beat, its quite tolerable...but the lyrics...oh boy, the lyrics.It's nice to know that you come off the top like asbestos, but bad to know that I'm gonna die of lung cancer after listening to your verse. I think it's great that you need good brains for your thinker, I wish you the best of luck in that search. No, it is never time to put your pussy on my sideburns...bitch, I will strangle you! (Let's be real...what kind of monster double-wide love compartment do you have where you can just envelop my face past my hairline? Is that pleasurable or a punishment? Do I really want to see Nicki Minaj's birth canal?)
Actually, it's not even Nicki so much I have a problem with...I mean, Lil Kim ain't around right now, so I guess we need that position played...so I'm not gonna throw too much salt. It's the chicks who think they're Nicki...now see here, woman...you ain't. Not even Nicki is Nicki. (Seriously, google up some of those "before" pics...it's like night and day...3 years ago she looked like Snoop from "The Wire". No bullshit.) No, you're not a Barbie, no you're not "*insert your first name here* Minaj", and no, you are not a gangsta stripper lesbian rockstar MC of any kind. You're the same person you were before she came out. Cut that shit short. If folk can minaj to figure that out, maybe I won't mind Nicki so much...but until then...eh...I just don't see it.
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OH EM GEE...like i really understand what youre saying...i really dont have anything against her I just don't see myself as one of those girls (cough geraldine and juliette) who knows every word to all of her songs! i just don't have that kind of time
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