Captain AJ's Lonely Hearts Club (a poem)

Roses are red, and good tree's light green
this is for the singles, they'll know what I mean
what's good with you folk, I just wanna say hey
to those left alone on Valentine's Day
while everyone frolics around with they boo
with flowers and candy, all you have is you
but hell, I can't say that that's always so bad
you can still have the best V-Day you've had
ladies, I know it can't be what you wanted
but that don't mean you can't make the best of it
no lover this time? You didn't get chose?
YOU shoot you in the back with a Cupid arrow...
show yourself love, go shopping, catch sales
buy your damn self a 'infinity heart' thing from Zales
cop your ownself some candy, you know what you like
and won't confuse dark chocolate with the white
go to Victoria's Secret today
and dance in the mirror in your lingerie
(If it's not too much trouble, ill ask you this:
if you really get bored you can send me some flicks)
haha I'm just playin, out there, I just threw it...
I'm just Kiddin like Jason (unless you gon do it!)
drink a glass of champagne, why not, maybe 5
and love the fact that you are even alive
embrace your self worth and all that good shit
and maybe your 2/14 won't be the pits
and as for my homies deprived on this day
get yourself to the bar, and you'll be okay...
ya woke up alone, your day just might suck
if you lay down tonight sans somebody to fuck
the solution ain't hard, just be proactive
I know you can find a boo that's attractive
for real tho, the nightclubs are packed to the doors
with all the single chicks I mentioned before
they're ripe for the pickin, it makes sense to me...
(also ripe for the rhyme that begins with a 'd' ;) )
so get off your ass, and shower and shave
and maybe you'll get a girl to come play
talk to her a little, hell, commiserate
if you get with each other, y'all no longer need dates
get back to the crib, and if things go just right
you won't be self-serviced on Valentine's night
well, that's all the advice I can fit (or can rhyme)
fuckit...single or not, Happy Valentines!