"What you talkin' 'bout, AJ?" is a sentence I hear I lot since I don't like to limit myself to the words the Man gives me to use.I'm a big word creatifyor, and I make up about 3 words a day...some stick, some don't. Anyway, it's my birthday (thx 4 all the wishes, in advance if you don't deserve my thanks yet) so you know I wanna wriiiiiiite...lol...so I figured what better present to give myself on my day than the gift of never having to answer that question again? With that in mind, "High Definitions" is a personal glossary of sorts, taking the made up, repurposed, and stolen (I gave *credit* where due, don't worry...) words I just love to let fly out my mouth hole. Now if I say some rigged up bullshit word and somebody goes "wha?" I can just tell them to look it up...and that might be the best gift ima get today. Aight, without any further introductory rigamarole, here it is: "High Definitions".
adj.- adjective
int.- interjection
n.-noun
v.- verb
(I won't waste time or insult your intelligence defining parts of speech, obviously if you made it this far you're not licking a window right now so you should be good.)
Did my best on the alphabetical order...if it's not exact, y'know...fuckin sue me or something.
1st and 10 'furst n ten' (adj. *footballese*)- in football, it is the ideal position for an offense. In life, it means everything is according to plan, and indicates a bright outlook.
"I got the results of my test back and I'm negative...so I'm 1st and 10 on that."
4th and a mile 'fourth n uh myle' (adj. *footballese*)- antonym of 1st and 10. In football, it is the position for an offense least likely to lead to any measurable success and most often ends badly. In life, it refers to a similarly bleak situation.
"They caught her with the gun, the pocketbook, and all the money she took...oh yeah, looks like 4th and a mile for her."
actual factual 'akt u al fakt u al' (n.)- a piece of data that can be applied in a realistic situation, practical knowledge.
"The actual factual is that you can soak tree in vodka for 2 weeks to make a THC-laced alcoholic beverage...the shit really works!"
affreaktionate 'uh freek shun ate' (adj.)- the state of being aggressively 'friendly'. This state usually manifests itself in intoxicated persons. Side effects may include a strong desire to be close to a member of the opposite sex, excesive random flirting, touchy feeliness towards otherwise unlikely recipients, or even a spitswap with a total stranger in extreme cases.
"Angela gets very affreaktionate after her 4th shot of mango rum. Last time she gave some guy a lapdance right at the bar."
air-conditioned 'urr kun di shuned' (adj. *Rags* ) appearing as if hit with with a fusillade of bullets, perforated, the quality of being "central-aired out".
"Denzel got air-conditioned at the end of 'Training Day.'"
alone time 'uh loan tyme' (n.)- a euphemism for sexual activity, especially by oneself, autoeroticism.
"I walked in on my roommate during his alone time and didn't come back there for a week."
anti-man 'ahn tee maan' (n.-*AV*)- a MAN's man.
"Anti-man walk 'round in de skinny jeans, dem..."
bacon boy/baconette 'bay ken boy/bay ken net' (n.)- an officer of the law, *insert your hometown here's* Finest, 'one time'.
"I almost got booked for blazin in Cobbs Creek, but I ran and that fat ass bacon boy couldn't even catch a smoker smh..."
bad business 'baad biz nes' (n.)- a poor state of affairs, an unacceptable condition, 'having it fucked up'.
"It's bad business to be in the club every weekend with your kids sitting home alone eating mustard and butter sandwiches. Cut that shit out."
bark on 'bahrk on' (v.)- to deliver a reprimand in a loud, forceful, usually profane manner.
"I was nice about it the first couple times, but after the 3rd time dude stole and drank all my liquor, I had to bark on him...lucky he ain't get worse."
batty man 'bah ti maan' (n.-*AV*)- SEE "anti-man".
birdwatcher 'burd wa chur' (n.)- a fan of the Philadephia Eagles.
"Those damn birdwatchers have been really quiet since the end of the season...I love it!"
black roses 'blak ro zez' (n.*Trey Songz*)- symbolizing death, these are 'given' to persons, concepts, or ideas you wish would just go away, i.e. die.
"Black roses to couples who stroll down the street slow as shit holding hands when they KNOW folk are tryna move past them. Let the bitch hand go so I can walk!"
Blue Star Brigade 'bloo stahr bri gaid' (n.)- collectively, the fans of the Dallas Cowboys.
"Oh yeah, there's 3 members of the Blue Star Brigade in my department...I always have backup in football discussions."
boredmantic 'board man tick' (adj.)- uneventful yet fulfilling couples activities.
"We just laid in bed all day eating pizza, trading massages, fuckin and watching DVDs...it was so boredmantic."
the Box 'the bahks' (n.)- a theoretical city-run place with UFC cages in which 2 persons with a dispute to settle can beat the shit out of each other for conflict resolution purposes instead of shooting each other like dickheads.
"Don't touch my phone, or it's gonna be me, you, and the Box."
burning bush 'burn ing bush' (n.)- a diseased female organ, bad romance in the lady's pants. Male equivalent: "rusty pipe".
"Don't talk to Nyema...word on the street is she got that burning bush."
buttslab 'buht slaab' (n.)- a flat piece of meat where a female's buttocks should be, 'no-ass-at-all'.
"That new girl Kiana got some wide ass hips, I thought she was thick til she walked by me and I saw that buttslab..."
cherrytop limousine 'cheh ree topp li mo zeen' (n.)- A police cruiser.
"After Brad got kicked out of the bar for exposing himself, he got a ride to the drunk tank in a cherrytop limousine."
chillaxify 'cheh lax i fy' (v.)- to enter a state of repose, to 'fall back'.
"It was a hard day at work...I just went home, made a drink and chillaxified myself."
creeptastic 'creep tah stik' (adj.)- describes a person with a strong weirdo vibe, one who makes the hairs on the back of your neck curl.
"He was just standing there outside the playground with his hand under his trenchcoat...he was all the way creeptastic."
cruising altitude 'kroo zin al ti tood' (n.)- the experience of the maximum effect of an intoxicant, the state of being 'on'.
"Why do I look spaced out? Man, I'm at cruising altitude...I'm barely even here right now..."
crumble 'crumm bull' (v. *common usage*)- to be knocked down by a blow in a spectacular manner recalling that of an imploded office building, to suddenly and forcibly submit, to get 'fucked up'.
"All it took was one solid body shot and dude crumbled like bleu cheese..."
crush 'krush' (v. *common usage*)- to secure a dominating victory in a physical combat situation, to manhandle or soundly defeat.
"He snuck me, so he got one hit in...but I crushed his ass after that, he was picking his teeth out the roof of his shit-talkin mouth."
community living room 'kuh myoo nih tee lih ving room' (n.)- a bar, pub or tavern.
"Let's hit the community living room...2 dollar shots, half priced food, and March Madness..."
cool kids' table 'kool kids tay bull' (n.)- the figurative version of that one place in the lunchroom where the 'populars' sit.
"Oh, you like the Cowboys too? You get to sit at the cool kids' table..."
cycle 'sy-kuhl' (n.)- a really nice way to refer to that 5 days a month no male really likes discussing.
"I would have stayed the night, but as soon as she told me she was on her cycle, I 'had to work early' hahaha..."
dance partner 'daance part nuhr' (n.)- depending on context, an opponent in a fight or a participant in other, more pleasurable physical activities.
"Rihanna looks crazy...she might try to fuck you and stab you in the same night, and I don't want that kind of dance partner."
Death Star 'deff staar' (n.)- nickname for the huge and decidedly futuristic looking home of the Dallas NFL franchise, Cowboys Stadium.
"I gotta get down to the Death Star and watch a game this year."
dickholster 'dikk hole stur' (n.)- a promiscuous female.
"Eww! You kissed Olivia on the mouth? She ain't nothing but a dickholster...hope you like the taste of half of southwest Philly..."
drank 'draynk' (n.)- an alcoholic beverage.
"I stopped by the liquor store and copped myself a bottle of drank for the week."
drankhouse 'draynk haus' (n.)- SEE "community living room".
dranksmithing 'draynk smith ing' (v.)- the art of fashioning alcoholic beverages from the materials at hand, ad hoc mixology.
"I can't cook worth shit, but I take pride in my dranksmithing...I make the best freestyle cocktails in the city."
draw'n/drawlin 'drawN/draw lynn' (v. *Philly common usage*)- loosely defined, it describes a person or situation which is being excessively animated, making a scene, or otherwise inconvenient or disagreeable.
"These young kids be drawlin on the train...makin noise and throwin shit, they need they ass beat."
double reverse 'duh bull ree verss' (n. *footballese*)- in football, a double reverse is a misdirection play. In life, it's pretty similar.
"I told Shontia I would work her shift on Saturday, but I got invited to a party that night, and I'm goin...gotta run a double reverse on her, sorry babe..."
ewwclot 'ewe claat' (n.)- SEE "cycle"
extra 'ex truh' (adj. *common usage*)- describes situations which are needlessly obstructive or unsatisfactory in nature.
"Damn, you lost your phone and your car in that accident? Wow...that's extra."
factual observation 'fakt u uhl ob serv ay shun' (n.)- the candid, sometimes hurtfulish truth.
"If I say that swole up broad has no business with half nekkid pics on Facebook, I'm not being mean...its a factual observation!"
finna 'fih nuh' (adv. *common usage*)- describes an action slated to occur in the near future, 'about to'.
"Yeah, I'm finna head downtown and pick up some new Polo shirts."
flaw in your mindset 'flaaw n ure mynd sett' (n.)- a logical fallacy, pure misinformation presented as fact in an argument.
"If you really think that, it's a flaw in your mindset...I'm glad I don't agree with you, at least we don't have to both be wrong."
flexisexual 'flecks e sex u al' (n.)- a person who plays for both teams, a 2 way street with parking on both sides.
"Malik walk around with that hard ass grill, but let him get a couple drinks in him in the wrong bar and he starts droppin it low and grindin on dudes and shit...guy's a flexisexual..."
flirtnasty 'flurt naa stee' (adj.)- intentionally lascivious and playful, intended to cause a blush and a smile.
"Brianna always sending me those flirtnasty texts...I can't lie, I like it tho..."
fluffy man 'fluh fee maan' (n.)- SEE "batty man".
fold 'fohld' (n. *common usage*)- SEE "crumble".
Freako-Roman wrestling 'free koh roh man wress lin' (n.)-seriously, you're grown...the fuck you think it is?! hahaha...
"I almost crashed over Tommy and Kimberly's house the other night, but they were all over each other...all I could hear is the Freako-Roman wrestling match in the other room. I walked my drunk ass home."
fuckattahere 'fukkahtuhheer' (int.)- an utterance intended to strip a concept of all validity, a vulgar and adamant dismissal.
"Aight, so you really just said that sweat is the best lubricant? Fuckattahere...dude, you're sick..."
fuckdammit 'fukk dah mit' (int.)- an exclamation of shock, surprise, disgust, pain, or other situations where 2 cuss words in 2 seconds would fit.
"Fuckdammit! I can't believe I just dropped my phone in the sewer..."
fuckit day (n.)- a day taken away from one's constant job or school related resposibilities as a mental health precaution despite no actual medical sickness, a callout or absence for no particular reason.
"Man, they had me work overtime 3 straight days down at UPS, I started seeing boxes in my dreams...I had to take a fuckit day...told em I 'didnt feel well', wasn't a lie..."
funstix 'fuhn stix' (n.)- happy cigarettes.
"Damn, it's a 3 hour drive? How many funstix we got?"
gigafail 'gih guh fayle' (n.)- an egregiously overwhelming loss (usually self-inlficted) that may result in the total forfeit of one's life/friends/freedom/dignity/bragging rights/space to talk/all of the above, to 'self-ether'.
"Wow, she really posted that pic of her in that skirt on the barstool with her legs wide open...and her panties was dirty?! Aw, your homegirl heading straight toward a gigafail..."
go to Jersey 'goh too jer zee' (v. *Philly common usage*)- a curse spoken to a Philadelphian who has shamed himself, it suggests that the recipient be forced to suffer a grave indignity, that is, board the PATCO to Nowhere, NJ and be forever banished.
"Yo, I ever tell you how that one dude left his food on top of a trashcan and got it stolen by a bum? Yeah, he needs to go to Jersey for that one."
grind up 'grynd up' (v. *Philly common usage*)- To give negative feedback on one's life management skills.
"When Jim rolled up in his new car and told me he hadn't paid his child support in months, I had to grind dude up about it."
grointickles 'groyn tickulz' (n.)- pure sexual pleasure separated from any actual feelings whatsoever.
"She asked me to take her to the movies...that girl gone, she know I was just in it for the grointickles."
hallucinogenerator 'ha loo sin oh jin er ate or' (n.)- one who makes recreational substances available to his peers.
"I couldn't find anything good asking around here, but I found a good hallucinogenerator through my boy in Kensington."
heterofigurative 'heh tuh roh fig ur uh tiv' (adj.)- a statement that, despite its homoerotic sound or wording, is completely asexual.
"He told me he wanted 2 dollars for a cigarette, and I told that mafucka to blow me...heterofiguratively, of course."
heterophilia 'heh tuh roh fil e uh' (n.)- describes the love of and comfort with straight folk rather than the fear of and hate for gay ones, i.e. 'homophobia'.
"My heterophilia won't allow me to hang around the Gayborhood after dark...sorry..."
homoliteral 'hoh moh li tur ul' (adj.) -antonym of 'heteroliteral'. Describes the taking of a semi-questionable statement and making light of its unintentionally sexual nature.
"I said I was gonna get in his ass at Madden and he got all homoliteral on me...he wouldn't let me hear the end of it for weeks."
hoodrattitude 'hud ra ti tood' (n.)- possessing the qualities and/or mannerisms of a chickenhead, to be 'stank'.
"D'monique always popping her gum...that shit reeks of hoodrattitude."
hot read 'haat reed' (n. *footballese*)- In football, a hot read is the reciever a quarterback should throw to should he find it necessary to slightly change the set play to make a quick decision. In life, it describes the act of adjusting one's strategy on the fly based on an unexpected situation at hand.
"I was about to walk in the Chinese food place with my girl and saw my side piece sitting at a table...my hot read told me to suggest pizza instead."
igglefan 'ih gul fann' (n.)- SEE "birdwatcher".
in the way 'in the way' (adj. *Philly common usage*)- SEE "extra".
-ish 'ishh' (adj.)- more a modifier than an adjective, this amendment to a word weakens the severity of the word it affects. It is the equivalent to a chaser after a shot.
"How was work today? Suckish...but not all bad..."
jawn 'jawn' (n. *Philly common usage*)- a person, place, thing or idea. Depending on context, nearly infinite definitions are possible. Regional and dialectic cousins include 'thingy', 'joint', 'whatsit', 'junt'*ugh*, 'sumbitch', 'mafucka' and 'le chose', en français...
"Yo, ever since I went up to the jawn with the jawn and got the other jawns I had the best jawn in this jawn...real shit."
jeggings 'jeh gingz' (n. *miz Alicia*)- 'jean leggings', refers to skinny jeans, aka denim stockings.
"Yo, you hear about Desmond? Some dude stole his identity by reading his credit card number through the pocket of his jeggings!"
jiffy lube (n.)- sexual activity conducted under limited time constraints, a 'quickie'.
"Ever since we had the baby, we haven't gotten as much alone time...we have to do jiffy lubes in the 3 hours a day she sleeps."
killshot 'kil shott' (n. *Steve Carell*)- in this context, it is used in much the same way as "go to Jersey". This is performed by extending the index and middle fingers to form a gun (turning it to the side for maximum impact) then firing it at the deserving party.
"Imani said she stopped taking he birth control because her boyfriend had an argument...and she ended up pregnant by him a month later. She definitely deserves a killshot for that one."
kneel on it 'kneel on it' (v. *footballese*)- In football, to 'kneel on' the ball is to forfeit the play. This is usually done at the end of games that are already decided in an effort to run down the remaining time. In life, it means to give up on a hopeless situation.
"He really is still chasing her after 6 months...he needs to just kneel on that and find a new girl."
know the chief 'no the cheef' (v. *Wendy Williams*)- a reference to the fact that one smokes cannabis.
"Tamia said she don't know the chief...I don't know why she got to lie, I smell it on her all the time."
medicine 'meh di sin' (n.)- cannabis indica or sativa plants, 'weed'.
"If I didn't take my medicine in the morning, I'm pretty sure I'd strangle somebody on the elevator if not on the way to work."
melt 'mehlt' (v. *common Philly usage*)- to strike a foe with a high-velocity punch in the facial area, causing the victim to simply drop lifelessly to the floor like a snowman in hell, to 'knock the fuck out'.
"Yo, he smacked that cheesesteak out my hands like 7 years ago, but I ain't forget that shit...if I ever see him again ima melt dude on sight."
momosensual 'moh moh sense u ull' (n.*Soash*)- SEE 'fluffy man'.
nall 'nawl' (int.)- No, not at all. Terminates a conversation, after this is spoken, there is no more to be said on a given subject.
"You wanna put a what in my what?! Kinda freak shit!? ...Nall."
option 'opp shun' (v. *footballese*) to toss away and to the side in a forceful manner, as in an 'option play' in football, get rid of, 'ditch'. The word may be spoken as the action is performed.
"He pulled me over for a broken taillight...he gave me a warning and let me go, but it would have been a lot worse if I didn't option that roach out the window and spray all that Febreze."
party favor (n.)- a female who enjoys being partied. These parties do not involve cake, ice cream, or piñatas.
"You talking to Claudia? Oh, you don't want that...she a party favor...she let the JV basketball team hit...subs too."
poppinfreshazimizadelic 'pah pin fresh az ahm izza del ik' (adj.)- of highly superior quality, outstanding in its excellence, superb.
"Yo, you ever had the wings at Cavanaugh's? Jawns is poppinfreshazimizadelic."
rag surfin' 'raag sur finn' (v.)- SEE "cycle".
razorleaf 'ray zer leef' (n.)- SEE "medicine".
reggaeton 'reh gay tone' (n.) In this context, it is loud, hyper, meaningless chatter.
"He was talkin about he was gonna do this and that to me...I told him save that reggaeton, he don't want his ass beat..."
rocket surgery (v.)- combining the most difficult tasks of a NASA engineer with all the most challenging medical procedures required of a neurosurgeon, it is a made-up profession used to symbolize the single hardest thing to do in the world. Accordingly, it is utilized in contrast with tasks or concepts which...might not be quite as hard to grasp.
"To pour beer out of a pitcher without making a bunch of foam is easy...just hold the glass, tilt it, and pour the lager slowly down the side (the inside, dumbass)...it ain't rocket surgery!"
rollbounce 'rowl bownse' (n. *movie title/semi-common usage*)- to vacate a location in an immediate manner, to 'dip out'.
"After the cops came and broke up the party, they started searching people who didn't leave fast enough...so we had to rollbounce."
route 5-10 'root fyve too tin' (n.) -a prison transport bus. It's free, but is an express, one way trip.
"What happened to Jarvis? Oh, he tried to fondle some chick on the subway and ended up on route 5-10...deserved that shit too."
run a 9 'runn uh nyne' (v. *footballese*) in football terminology, a '9' is a 'go' route for wide recievers. A go route is exactly what it sounds like. Therefore, in life, 'running a 9' is sprinting as fast as one possibly can towards or away from a given location to preserve one's punctuality, freedom, or life.
"I was just chillin at the ball court on 17th and Diamond watching the summer league, but when I heard guns go off, I ran a 9 for the exits...I wasn't tryna get shot or see anything to get shot over."
rusty pipe 'ruh stee pype' (n.)- an infected male organ or the owner of said sick dick, female equivalent: "burning bush".
"You said you dumped Kyla, but she told me she wasn't fuckin with you cuz she heard you had that rusty pipe...what's good with that?"
scissor queen 'sizz orr kween' (n.)- a female who prefers the company of other females, a female homosexual, strictly clitly, a 'dyke'.
"I tried to get at Angela, but she a scissor queen...she don't even like dudes."
scramble 'scram bull' (v. *footballese*)- In football, scrambling involves a quarterback moving around quickly in the pocket to avoid trouble and buy time to throw the ball. In life, scrambling is mental and refers to quick thinking and possible deception to extract oneself from an undesirable situation.
"Patrice asked me out for the 3rd time today, but I want no parts of that bitch...I'm tyna be nice tho, so I had to scramble to come up with an excuse this time...mind being my alibi?"
self-service 'sellf sur vyss' (n.)- SEE "alone time".
sidewalk rainbow 'syde walk rayn bo' (n.)- the results of one's intestinal system being thrown into reverse onto the pavement, digestive pyrotechnics, a puddle of sickness.
"After her 16th Mike's Hard Lemonade of the night, Latasha went outside and made a sidewalk rainbow."
skittle 'skit tull' (n.)- a pill of MDMA, 'ecstasy'.
"I popped a skittle last Friday and didn't stop dancing til Sunday morning."
skeetworthy 'skeet wur thee' (adj. *Ci*)- describes a person who is highly attractive or sexually desirable.
"Damn you see that new girl in IT? She skeetworthy like a mafucka!"
smutbucket 'smut bukk it' (n.)- SEE "dickholster".
softroom 'sawft room' (n.)- a padded chamber in an insane asylum used to contain the crazies.
"Your girl needs to be in a softroom...that's the 3rd time she threw bleach on your clothes in the past 2 months."
stalkinominal 'stal kinn om in ull' (adj.)- SEE "creeptastic".
stifleize 'sty full eyez' (v.)- to render one's opponent speechless, to 'put on hushmouth'.
"She tried to play me, but my comeback stifleized her...bitch ain't have shit to say after that..."
sting that ass 'steeng dat azz' (v. *DeSean Jackson*)- to inflict pain and suffering upon one's enemies or to exact revenge.
"He said he was gonna 'sting that ass' on Twitter but ended up not doing much of anything...maybe he should tweet the fuck up next time."
street vendor 'street ven der' (n.) SEE "hallucinogenerator."
tacquesafajitarito 'tah kay suh fah hee tuh ree toh' (n.)- a reference to 'Mexican foods' in general, all of which are made of the same 5 items and are really pretty much indistinguishable (which doesn't stop it from being fuckin delicious).
"I'm going to Qdoba and getting me a tacquesafajitarito for lunch...it's double point Tuesday..."
takeoff 'tay koff' (n.)-the interval between the ingestion of an intoxicant and the onset of effects.
"It was kind of a rough takeoff, I couldn't stop coughing...but once I was at cruising altitude, it was all good..."
textversation 'text vur say shun' (n.) a discussion that takes place entirely on a cell phone keypad.
"Yeah I had a 3 hour textversation with her last night...I must have typed 'lol' 79 times..."
thanks for that 'thanks for that' (int.)- When I say this to you, expect to see the idea you just gave me online in the near future...with your permission of course.
"Hmm...you're right, I should write a note about it...thanks for that..."
trash down on 'trash down on' (v.)- SEE "crush".
transformer 'trans for mur' (n.)- a person who was not born the gender that they are now, way more than meets the eye.
"Be careful who you holla at down on South Street...might end up in a Freako-Roman wrestling match with a transformer."
triple R 'tri pull are' (v. *11th floor*)- not to be confused with the record label of the same name, to be "triple R'd" is to be robbed, raped and 'rolled on', i.e. beaten viciously by a group of assailants, in separate, unrelated incidents in the same day. It is a theoretical representation of the worst day and luck ever and is used as a humorous comparison to a normal bad day to make it pale in comparison.
"Oh, your boss yelled at you today? You be aight...least you ain't get triple R'd."
tonguebath 'tung lokk' (n. *Brittany*)- vigorous, spirited oral sex.
"I was gonna break up with her last night, but then she gave me a tonguebath...and here I am in the engagement ring store..."
tongue lock 'tung lokk' (n.)- a fictional disease whose side effects include moderate to severe shut the fuck up.
"Damn I hate her laugh! I wish she would get a permanent case of tongue lock."
ttyn 'tee tee why en' (int.)- "talk to you never". This is typed toward a person you will delete from your friends, or spoken to somebody you will delete from your life.
"Um...yeah, about that...ttyn, bye!"
tweet the fuck up 'tweet the fukk up' (v.)- to stop posting, commenting or IMing, to cease typing shit, to contract online tongue lock.
"Anybody who has a problem with the notes I write can tweet the fuck up." (#forrealtho lol)
"watch a movie" 'wahch uh moo vee' (v. *Dina*)- a euphemism for sexual activity, it is taken from all those times between couples or just 2 willing folk in which a DVD was put into the player at the beginning but neither party could tell you how the movie ended.
"I invited Sherry over to 'watch a movie' and had to change my sheets afterwards..."
weedsman 'wheedz men' (n.)- SEE "street vendor".
"what the word is?" 'wut the werd iz?' (int. *Tashard Choice*)- "what's the word"? a greeting. roughly translates to "Greetings and salutations, I hope the day finds you well, please give me a short synopsis of your life's goings-on at this time."
"Ay, what the word is patna?"
*whoosh!* 'whoosh!' (n.)- energy, the quality of active freneticism, the essence of 'go!'
"Damn, I feel great! I got enough *whoosh!* to outrun the El today!"
wreck 'reck' (v. *common usage*) SEE "trash down on".
youngling 'yung ling' (n.)- a small child or chirrens, a lil tyke, a 'youngin'.
"We sure tell a lot of lies to the younglings...they'll believe anything!"
Well, if you managed to make it all the way to the end, I hope you enjoyed volume 1 of "High Definitions". Feel free to steal any and all of my words for your own personal use...or don't, that's cool too. Aight, well I got birthdaying to do, and none of that really matches too well with thinking and typing and such (yes, I did this early as shit while I'm still sober) so, yeah...ima go take some medicine now...happy AJ day to me lol...
adj.- adjective
int.- interjection
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v.- verb
(I won't waste time or insult your intelligence defining parts of speech, obviously if you made it this far you're not licking a window right now so you should be good.)
Did my best on the alphabetical order...if it's not exact, y'know...fuckin sue me or something.
1st and 10 'furst n ten' (adj. *footballese*)- in football, it is the ideal position for an offense. In life, it means everything is according to plan, and indicates a bright outlook.
"I got the results of my test back and I'm negative...so I'm 1st and 10 on that."
4th and a mile 'fourth n uh myle' (adj. *footballese*)- antonym of 1st and 10. In football, it is the position for an offense least likely to lead to any measurable success and most often ends badly. In life, it refers to a similarly bleak situation.
"They caught her with the gun, the pocketbook, and all the money she took...oh yeah, looks like 4th and a mile for her."
actual factual 'akt u al fakt u al' (n.)- a piece of data that can be applied in a realistic situation, practical knowledge.
"The actual factual is that you can soak tree in vodka for 2 weeks to make a THC-laced alcoholic beverage...the shit really works!"
affreaktionate 'uh freek shun ate' (adj.)- the state of being aggressively 'friendly'. This state usually manifests itself in intoxicated persons. Side effects may include a strong desire to be close to a member of the opposite sex, excesive random flirting, touchy feeliness towards otherwise unlikely recipients, or even a spitswap with a total stranger in extreme cases.
"Angela gets very affreaktionate after her 4th shot of mango rum. Last time she gave some guy a lapdance right at the bar."
air-conditioned 'urr kun di shuned' (adj. *Rags* ) appearing as if hit with with a fusillade of bullets, perforated, the quality of being "central-aired out".
"Denzel got air-conditioned at the end of 'Training Day.'"
alone time 'uh loan tyme' (n.)- a euphemism for sexual activity, especially by oneself, autoeroticism.
"I walked in on my roommate during his alone time and didn't come back there for a week."
anti-man 'ahn tee maan' (n.-*AV*)- a MAN's man.
"Anti-man walk 'round in de skinny jeans, dem..."
bacon boy/baconette 'bay ken boy/bay ken net' (n.)- an officer of the law, *insert your hometown here's* Finest, 'one time'.
"I almost got booked for blazin in Cobbs Creek, but I ran and that fat ass bacon boy couldn't even catch a smoker smh..."
bad business 'baad biz nes' (n.)- a poor state of affairs, an unacceptable condition, 'having it fucked up'.
"It's bad business to be in the club every weekend with your kids sitting home alone eating mustard and butter sandwiches. Cut that shit out."
bark on 'bahrk on' (v.)- to deliver a reprimand in a loud, forceful, usually profane manner.
"I was nice about it the first couple times, but after the 3rd time dude stole and drank all my liquor, I had to bark on him...lucky he ain't get worse."
batty man 'bah ti maan' (n.-*AV*)- SEE "anti-man".
birdwatcher 'burd wa chur' (n.)- a fan of the Philadephia Eagles.
"Those damn birdwatchers have been really quiet since the end of the season...I love it!"
black roses 'blak ro zez' (n.*Trey Songz*)- symbolizing death, these are 'given' to persons, concepts, or ideas you wish would just go away, i.e. die.
"Black roses to couples who stroll down the street slow as shit holding hands when they KNOW folk are tryna move past them. Let the bitch hand go so I can walk!"
Blue Star Brigade 'bloo stahr bri gaid' (n.)- collectively, the fans of the Dallas Cowboys.
"Oh yeah, there's 3 members of the Blue Star Brigade in my department...I always have backup in football discussions."
boredmantic 'board man tick' (adj.)- uneventful yet fulfilling couples activities.
"We just laid in bed all day eating pizza, trading massages, fuckin and watching DVDs...it was so boredmantic."
the Box 'the bahks' (n.)- a theoretical city-run place with UFC cages in which 2 persons with a dispute to settle can beat the shit out of each other for conflict resolution purposes instead of shooting each other like dickheads.
"Don't touch my phone, or it's gonna be me, you, and the Box."
burning bush 'burn ing bush' (n.)- a diseased female organ, bad romance in the lady's pants. Male equivalent: "rusty pipe".
"Don't talk to Nyema...word on the street is she got that burning bush."
buttslab 'buht slaab' (n.)- a flat piece of meat where a female's buttocks should be, 'no-ass-at-all'.
"That new girl Kiana got some wide ass hips, I thought she was thick til she walked by me and I saw that buttslab..."
cherrytop limousine 'cheh ree topp li mo zeen' (n.)- A police cruiser.
"After Brad got kicked out of the bar for exposing himself, he got a ride to the drunk tank in a cherrytop limousine."
chillaxify 'cheh lax i fy' (v.)- to enter a state of repose, to 'fall back'.
"It was a hard day at work...I just went home, made a drink and chillaxified myself."
creeptastic 'creep tah stik' (adj.)- describes a person with a strong weirdo vibe, one who makes the hairs on the back of your neck curl.
"He was just standing there outside the playground with his hand under his trenchcoat...he was all the way creeptastic."
cruising altitude 'kroo zin al ti tood' (n.)- the experience of the maximum effect of an intoxicant, the state of being 'on'.
"Why do I look spaced out? Man, I'm at cruising altitude...I'm barely even here right now..."
crumble 'crumm bull' (v. *common usage*)- to be knocked down by a blow in a spectacular manner recalling that of an imploded office building, to suddenly and forcibly submit, to get 'fucked up'.
"All it took was one solid body shot and dude crumbled like bleu cheese..."
crush 'krush' (v. *common usage*)- to secure a dominating victory in a physical combat situation, to manhandle or soundly defeat.
"He snuck me, so he got one hit in...but I crushed his ass after that, he was picking his teeth out the roof of his shit-talkin mouth."
community living room 'kuh myoo nih tee lih ving room' (n.)- a bar, pub or tavern.
"Let's hit the community living room...2 dollar shots, half priced food, and March Madness..."
cool kids' table 'kool kids tay bull' (n.)- the figurative version of that one place in the lunchroom where the 'populars' sit.
"Oh, you like the Cowboys too? You get to sit at the cool kids' table..."
cycle 'sy-kuhl' (n.)- a really nice way to refer to that 5 days a month no male really likes discussing.
"I would have stayed the night, but as soon as she told me she was on her cycle, I 'had to work early' hahaha..."
dance partner 'daance part nuhr' (n.)- depending on context, an opponent in a fight or a participant in other, more pleasurable physical activities.
"Rihanna looks crazy...she might try to fuck you and stab you in the same night, and I don't want that kind of dance partner."
Death Star 'deff staar' (n.)- nickname for the huge and decidedly futuristic looking home of the Dallas NFL franchise, Cowboys Stadium.
"I gotta get down to the Death Star and watch a game this year."
dickholster 'dikk hole stur' (n.)- a promiscuous female.
"Eww! You kissed Olivia on the mouth? She ain't nothing but a dickholster...hope you like the taste of half of southwest Philly..."
drank 'draynk' (n.)- an alcoholic beverage.
"I stopped by the liquor store and copped myself a bottle of drank for the week."
drankhouse 'draynk haus' (n.)- SEE "community living room".
dranksmithing 'draynk smith ing' (v.)- the art of fashioning alcoholic beverages from the materials at hand, ad hoc mixology.
"I can't cook worth shit, but I take pride in my dranksmithing...I make the best freestyle cocktails in the city."
draw'n/drawlin 'drawN/draw lynn' (v. *Philly common usage*)- loosely defined, it describes a person or situation which is being excessively animated, making a scene, or otherwise inconvenient or disagreeable.
"These young kids be drawlin on the train...makin noise and throwin shit, they need they ass beat."
double reverse 'duh bull ree verss' (n. *footballese*)- in football, a double reverse is a misdirection play. In life, it's pretty similar.
"I told Shontia I would work her shift on Saturday, but I got invited to a party that night, and I'm goin...gotta run a double reverse on her, sorry babe..."
ewwclot 'ewe claat' (n.)- SEE "cycle"
extra 'ex truh' (adj. *common usage*)- describes situations which are needlessly obstructive or unsatisfactory in nature.
"Damn, you lost your phone and your car in that accident? Wow...that's extra."
factual observation 'fakt u uhl ob serv ay shun' (n.)- the candid, sometimes hurtfulish truth.
"If I say that swole up broad has no business with half nekkid pics on Facebook, I'm not being mean...its a factual observation!"
finna 'fih nuh' (adv. *common usage*)- describes an action slated to occur in the near future, 'about to'.
"Yeah, I'm finna head downtown and pick up some new Polo shirts."
flaw in your mindset 'flaaw n ure mynd sett' (n.)- a logical fallacy, pure misinformation presented as fact in an argument.
"If you really think that, it's a flaw in your mindset...I'm glad I don't agree with you, at least we don't have to both be wrong."
flexisexual 'flecks e sex u al' (n.)- a person who plays for both teams, a 2 way street with parking on both sides.
"Malik walk around with that hard ass grill, but let him get a couple drinks in him in the wrong bar and he starts droppin it low and grindin on dudes and shit...guy's a flexisexual..."
flirtnasty 'flurt naa stee' (adj.)- intentionally lascivious and playful, intended to cause a blush and a smile.
"Brianna always sending me those flirtnasty texts...I can't lie, I like it tho..."
fluffy man 'fluh fee maan' (n.)- SEE "batty man".
fold 'fohld' (n. *common usage*)- SEE "crumble".
Freako-Roman wrestling 'free koh roh man wress lin' (n.)-seriously, you're grown...the fuck you think it is?! hahaha...
"I almost crashed over Tommy and Kimberly's house the other night, but they were all over each other...all I could hear is the Freako-Roman wrestling match in the other room. I walked my drunk ass home."
fuckattahere 'fukkahtuhheer' (int.)- an utterance intended to strip a concept of all validity, a vulgar and adamant dismissal.
"Aight, so you really just said that sweat is the best lubricant? Fuckattahere...dude, you're sick..."
fuckdammit 'fukk dah mit' (int.)- an exclamation of shock, surprise, disgust, pain, or other situations where 2 cuss words in 2 seconds would fit.
"Fuckdammit! I can't believe I just dropped my phone in the sewer..."
fuckit day (n.)- a day taken away from one's constant job or school related resposibilities as a mental health precaution despite no actual medical sickness, a callout or absence for no particular reason.
"Man, they had me work overtime 3 straight days down at UPS, I started seeing boxes in my dreams...I had to take a fuckit day...told em I 'didnt feel well', wasn't a lie..."
funstix 'fuhn stix' (n.)- happy cigarettes.
"Damn, it's a 3 hour drive? How many funstix we got?"
gigafail 'gih guh fayle' (n.)- an egregiously overwhelming loss (usually self-inlficted) that may result in the total forfeit of one's life/friends/freedom/dignity/bragging rights/space to talk/all of the above, to 'self-ether'.
"Wow, she really posted that pic of her in that skirt on the barstool with her legs wide open...and her panties was dirty?! Aw, your homegirl heading straight toward a gigafail..."
go to Jersey 'goh too jer zee' (v. *Philly common usage*)- a curse spoken to a Philadelphian who has shamed himself, it suggests that the recipient be forced to suffer a grave indignity, that is, board the PATCO to Nowhere, NJ and be forever banished.
"Yo, I ever tell you how that one dude left his food on top of a trashcan and got it stolen by a bum? Yeah, he needs to go to Jersey for that one."
grind up 'grynd up' (v. *Philly common usage*)- To give negative feedback on one's life management skills.
"When Jim rolled up in his new car and told me he hadn't paid his child support in months, I had to grind dude up about it."
grointickles 'groyn tickulz' (n.)- pure sexual pleasure separated from any actual feelings whatsoever.
"She asked me to take her to the movies...that girl gone, she know I was just in it for the grointickles."
hallucinogenerator 'ha loo sin oh jin er ate or' (n.)- one who makes recreational substances available to his peers.
"I couldn't find anything good asking around here, but I found a good hallucinogenerator through my boy in Kensington."
heterofigurative 'heh tuh roh fig ur uh tiv' (adj.)- a statement that, despite its homoerotic sound or wording, is completely asexual.
"He told me he wanted 2 dollars for a cigarette, and I told that mafucka to blow me...heterofiguratively, of course."
heterophilia 'heh tuh roh fil e uh' (n.)- describes the love of and comfort with straight folk rather than the fear of and hate for gay ones, i.e. 'homophobia'.
"My heterophilia won't allow me to hang around the Gayborhood after dark...sorry..."
homoliteral 'hoh moh li tur ul' (adj.) -antonym of 'heteroliteral'. Describes the taking of a semi-questionable statement and making light of its unintentionally sexual nature.
"I said I was gonna get in his ass at Madden and he got all homoliteral on me...he wouldn't let me hear the end of it for weeks."
hoodrattitude 'hud ra ti tood' (n.)- possessing the qualities and/or mannerisms of a chickenhead, to be 'stank'.
"D'monique always popping her gum...that shit reeks of hoodrattitude."
hot read 'haat reed' (n. *footballese*)- In football, a hot read is the reciever a quarterback should throw to should he find it necessary to slightly change the set play to make a quick decision. In life, it describes the act of adjusting one's strategy on the fly based on an unexpected situation at hand.
"I was about to walk in the Chinese food place with my girl and saw my side piece sitting at a table...my hot read told me to suggest pizza instead."
igglefan 'ih gul fann' (n.)- SEE "birdwatcher".
in the way 'in the way' (adj. *Philly common usage*)- SEE "extra".
-ish 'ishh' (adj.)- more a modifier than an adjective, this amendment to a word weakens the severity of the word it affects. It is the equivalent to a chaser after a shot.
"How was work today? Suckish...but not all bad..."
jawn 'jawn' (n. *Philly common usage*)- a person, place, thing or idea. Depending on context, nearly infinite definitions are possible. Regional and dialectic cousins include 'thingy', 'joint', 'whatsit', 'junt'*ugh*, 'sumbitch', 'mafucka' and 'le chose', en français...
"Yo, ever since I went up to the jawn with the jawn and got the other jawns I had the best jawn in this jawn...real shit."
jeggings 'jeh gingz' (n. *miz Alicia*)- 'jean leggings', refers to skinny jeans, aka denim stockings.
"Yo, you hear about Desmond? Some dude stole his identity by reading his credit card number through the pocket of his jeggings!"
jiffy lube (n.)- sexual activity conducted under limited time constraints, a 'quickie'.
"Ever since we had the baby, we haven't gotten as much alone time...we have to do jiffy lubes in the 3 hours a day she sleeps."
killshot 'kil shott' (n. *Steve Carell*)- in this context, it is used in much the same way as "go to Jersey". This is performed by extending the index and middle fingers to form a gun (turning it to the side for maximum impact) then firing it at the deserving party.
"Imani said she stopped taking he birth control because her boyfriend had an argument...and she ended up pregnant by him a month later. She definitely deserves a killshot for that one."
kneel on it 'kneel on it' (v. *footballese*)- In football, to 'kneel on' the ball is to forfeit the play. This is usually done at the end of games that are already decided in an effort to run down the remaining time. In life, it means to give up on a hopeless situation.
"He really is still chasing her after 6 months...he needs to just kneel on that and find a new girl."
know the chief 'no the cheef' (v. *Wendy Williams*)- a reference to the fact that one smokes cannabis.
"Tamia said she don't know the chief...I don't know why she got to lie, I smell it on her all the time."
medicine 'meh di sin' (n.)- cannabis indica or sativa plants, 'weed'.
"If I didn't take my medicine in the morning, I'm pretty sure I'd strangle somebody on the elevator if not on the way to work."
melt 'mehlt' (v. *common Philly usage*)- to strike a foe with a high-velocity punch in the facial area, causing the victim to simply drop lifelessly to the floor like a snowman in hell, to 'knock the fuck out'.
"Yo, he smacked that cheesesteak out my hands like 7 years ago, but I ain't forget that shit...if I ever see him again ima melt dude on sight."
momosensual 'moh moh sense u ull' (n.*Soash*)- SEE 'fluffy man'.
nall 'nawl' (int.)- No, not at all. Terminates a conversation, after this is spoken, there is no more to be said on a given subject.
"You wanna put a what in my what?! Kinda freak shit!? ...Nall."
option 'opp shun' (v. *footballese*) to toss away and to the side in a forceful manner, as in an 'option play' in football, get rid of, 'ditch'. The word may be spoken as the action is performed.
"He pulled me over for a broken taillight...he gave me a warning and let me go, but it would have been a lot worse if I didn't option that roach out the window and spray all that Febreze."
party favor (n.)- a female who enjoys being partied. These parties do not involve cake, ice cream, or piñatas.
"You talking to Claudia? Oh, you don't want that...she a party favor...she let the JV basketball team hit...subs too."
poppinfreshazimizadelic 'pah pin fresh az ahm izza del ik' (adj.)- of highly superior quality, outstanding in its excellence, superb.
"Yo, you ever had the wings at Cavanaugh's? Jawns is poppinfreshazimizadelic."
rag surfin' 'raag sur finn' (v.)- SEE "cycle".
razorleaf 'ray zer leef' (n.)- SEE "medicine".
reggaeton 'reh gay tone' (n.) In this context, it is loud, hyper, meaningless chatter.
"He was talkin about he was gonna do this and that to me...I told him save that reggaeton, he don't want his ass beat..."
rocket surgery (v.)- combining the most difficult tasks of a NASA engineer with all the most challenging medical procedures required of a neurosurgeon, it is a made-up profession used to symbolize the single hardest thing to do in the world. Accordingly, it is utilized in contrast with tasks or concepts which...might not be quite as hard to grasp.
"To pour beer out of a pitcher without making a bunch of foam is easy...just hold the glass, tilt it, and pour the lager slowly down the side (the inside, dumbass)...it ain't rocket surgery!"
rollbounce 'rowl bownse' (n. *movie title/semi-common usage*)- to vacate a location in an immediate manner, to 'dip out'.
"After the cops came and broke up the party, they started searching people who didn't leave fast enough...so we had to rollbounce."
route 5-10 'root fyve too tin' (n.) -a prison transport bus. It's free, but is an express, one way trip.
"What happened to Jarvis? Oh, he tried to fondle some chick on the subway and ended up on route 5-10...deserved that shit too."
run a 9 'runn uh nyne' (v. *footballese*) in football terminology, a '9' is a 'go' route for wide recievers. A go route is exactly what it sounds like. Therefore, in life, 'running a 9' is sprinting as fast as one possibly can towards or away from a given location to preserve one's punctuality, freedom, or life.
"I was just chillin at the ball court on 17th and Diamond watching the summer league, but when I heard guns go off, I ran a 9 for the exits...I wasn't tryna get shot or see anything to get shot over."
rusty pipe 'ruh stee pype' (n.)- an infected male organ or the owner of said sick dick, female equivalent: "burning bush".
"You said you dumped Kyla, but she told me she wasn't fuckin with you cuz she heard you had that rusty pipe...what's good with that?"
scissor queen 'sizz orr kween' (n.)- a female who prefers the company of other females, a female homosexual, strictly clitly, a 'dyke'.
"I tried to get at Angela, but she a scissor queen...she don't even like dudes."
scramble 'scram bull' (v. *footballese*)- In football, scrambling involves a quarterback moving around quickly in the pocket to avoid trouble and buy time to throw the ball. In life, scrambling is mental and refers to quick thinking and possible deception to extract oneself from an undesirable situation.
"Patrice asked me out for the 3rd time today, but I want no parts of that bitch...I'm tyna be nice tho, so I had to scramble to come up with an excuse this time...mind being my alibi?"
self-service 'sellf sur vyss' (n.)- SEE "alone time".
sidewalk rainbow 'syde walk rayn bo' (n.)- the results of one's intestinal system being thrown into reverse onto the pavement, digestive pyrotechnics, a puddle of sickness.
"After her 16th Mike's Hard Lemonade of the night, Latasha went outside and made a sidewalk rainbow."
skittle 'skit tull' (n.)- a pill of MDMA, 'ecstasy'.
"I popped a skittle last Friday and didn't stop dancing til Sunday morning."
skeetworthy 'skeet wur thee' (adj. *Ci*)- describes a person who is highly attractive or sexually desirable.
"Damn you see that new girl in IT? She skeetworthy like a mafucka!"
smutbucket 'smut bukk it' (n.)- SEE "dickholster".
softroom 'sawft room' (n.)- a padded chamber in an insane asylum used to contain the crazies.
"Your girl needs to be in a softroom...that's the 3rd time she threw bleach on your clothes in the past 2 months."
stalkinominal 'stal kinn om in ull' (adj.)- SEE "creeptastic".
stifleize 'sty full eyez' (v.)- to render one's opponent speechless, to 'put on hushmouth'.
"She tried to play me, but my comeback stifleized her...bitch ain't have shit to say after that..."
sting that ass 'steeng dat azz' (v. *DeSean Jackson*)- to inflict pain and suffering upon one's enemies or to exact revenge.
"He said he was gonna 'sting that ass' on Twitter but ended up not doing much of anything...maybe he should tweet the fuck up next time."
street vendor 'street ven der' (n.) SEE "hallucinogenerator."
tacquesafajitarito 'tah kay suh fah hee tuh ree toh' (n.)- a reference to 'Mexican foods' in general, all of which are made of the same 5 items and are really pretty much indistinguishable (which doesn't stop it from being fuckin delicious).
"I'm going to Qdoba and getting me a tacquesafajitarito for lunch...it's double point Tuesday..."
takeoff 'tay koff' (n.)-the interval between the ingestion of an intoxicant and the onset of effects.
"It was kind of a rough takeoff, I couldn't stop coughing...but once I was at cruising altitude, it was all good..."
textversation 'text vur say shun' (n.) a discussion that takes place entirely on a cell phone keypad.
"Yeah I had a 3 hour textversation with her last night...I must have typed 'lol' 79 times..."
thanks for that 'thanks for that' (int.)- When I say this to you, expect to see the idea you just gave me online in the near future...with your permission of course.
"Hmm...you're right, I should write a note about it...thanks for that..."
trash down on 'trash down on' (v.)- SEE "crush".
transformer 'trans for mur' (n.)- a person who was not born the gender that they are now, way more than meets the eye.
"Be careful who you holla at down on South Street...might end up in a Freako-Roman wrestling match with a transformer."
triple R 'tri pull are' (v. *11th floor*)- not to be confused with the record label of the same name, to be "triple R'd" is to be robbed, raped and 'rolled on', i.e. beaten viciously by a group of assailants, in separate, unrelated incidents in the same day. It is a theoretical representation of the worst day and luck ever and is used as a humorous comparison to a normal bad day to make it pale in comparison.
"Oh, your boss yelled at you today? You be aight...least you ain't get triple R'd."
tonguebath 'tung lokk' (n. *Brittany*)- vigorous, spirited oral sex.
"I was gonna break up with her last night, but then she gave me a tonguebath...and here I am in the engagement ring store..."
tongue lock 'tung lokk' (n.)- a fictional disease whose side effects include moderate to severe shut the fuck up.
"Damn I hate her laugh! I wish she would get a permanent case of tongue lock."
ttyn 'tee tee why en' (int.)- "talk to you never". This is typed toward a person you will delete from your friends, or spoken to somebody you will delete from your life.
"Um...yeah, about that...ttyn, bye!"
tweet the fuck up 'tweet the fukk up' (v.)- to stop posting, commenting or IMing, to cease typing shit, to contract online tongue lock.
"Anybody who has a problem with the notes I write can tweet the fuck up." (#forrealtho lol)
"watch a movie" 'wahch uh moo vee' (v. *Dina*)- a euphemism for sexual activity, it is taken from all those times between couples or just 2 willing folk in which a DVD was put into the player at the beginning but neither party could tell you how the movie ended.
"I invited Sherry over to 'watch a movie' and had to change my sheets afterwards..."
weedsman 'wheedz men' (n.)- SEE "street vendor".
"what the word is?" 'wut the werd iz?' (int. *Tashard Choice*)- "what's the word"? a greeting. roughly translates to "Greetings and salutations, I hope the day finds you well, please give me a short synopsis of your life's goings-on at this time."
"Ay, what the word is patna?"
*whoosh!* 'whoosh!' (n.)- energy, the quality of active freneticism, the essence of 'go!'
"Damn, I feel great! I got enough *whoosh!* to outrun the El today!"
wreck 'reck' (v. *common usage*) SEE "trash down on".
youngling 'yung ling' (n.)- a small child or chirrens, a lil tyke, a 'youngin'.
"We sure tell a lot of lies to the younglings...they'll believe anything!"
Well, if you managed to make it all the way to the end, I hope you enjoyed volume 1 of "High Definitions". Feel free to steal any and all of my words for your own personal use...or don't, that's cool too. Aight, well I got birthdaying to do, and none of that really matches too well with thinking and typing and such (yes, I did this early as shit while I'm still sober) so, yeah...ima go take some medicine now...happy AJ day to me lol...
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