If you could have a girl that was perfect for you, she just wasn't all that cute, could you be with her?
If she ain't all that cute, how perfect can she be? Nobody wants to wake up, roll over, and cringe every day...I'm not too shallow, but being asthetically challenged is more than skin deep lol
What's your favorite question so far?
Oh there's been a few gems (how tall am I in 6" heels, really?) but I like the open ended ones, so "so...who are you?" was a great one (plus it was a smartass question, I got the reference)...also, the "favorite album?" was a real thoughtspark...
whats ur phone number?
457-7443...true story...now what's my area code lol
What's the last text in your phone?
"yo lemme have 2"...I'll leave that out ofcontext, but those who know, know lol
The Cowboys are in the Super Bowl, it's the 4th quarter, tie game and your wife is in labor...what do you do?
Ooooh, that's a good one...I think I covered this already, I'll just schedule the birth completely around football season and avoid the possibility entirely...thinkin ahead ftw lol...besides, by the time I have a kid, they'll have TV watches or something so I won't have to decide...
When do you plan on growing up?
why would I do that to myself? Being a deceptichild (high definition addendum: deceptichild- n. - one who looks a lot older than he is on the inside) is so much fun...
What's one thing a girl can do to turn you off?
do that cracking thing with gum, when I said I hated that I m e a n t that shit...either that or be stuck up, nothing makes me want to bust a bitch bubble faster than her filling it with a bunch of hot air...
r u hard right now?
um...not at the moment hahah...not much inspiration...
What was the last lie you told, and who did you tell it to?
That I was going to make deliveries, but really I dipped off to do this...I told it to my supervisor 5 minutes ago lol
What do you think of Drake's album? Did you hear it?
Yes I did...it's aight, I'm not really a Drake fan, he's talented but there is entirely too much singing...dude, you sound like youre talking into a fan, give it a rest...
do u wear blue every single day or is it just all of your pics lol
Not every day lol...in fact, I'm wearing red today...but you're right, I took a quick look at my fb pics and shit and damn if like 90% of them ain't blue...so I guess I do wear it more than anybody else who isn't a Crip or an Avatar character...
How many fucking stars do you have in your apartment!?
hahah enough...I actually was actually gonna go around and count them when I got this question, but I'm gonna go with the "jellybeans in a jar" theory and just guess something that sounds right because there's no fuckin way in hell I'm doing that...I have 147 stars in my apartment...
Nice place...you break it in with a lady friend yet?
Break it? Damn she wasn't that big haha...lemme stop, seriously, yeah I've had some companionship up in there, I mean hell it's almost been 3 weeks lol...
did u get 'kitchen stadium' from iron chef lol
absofuckinlutely hahahah...I'm even gonna get elaborate cooking robes and a chef master cape just like that creepy, smiling, yellow pepper biting host dude...allez cuisine!
Damn, why didn't you tag all these sooner? I'm reading through your old shit and dyin lolol
That's the intended effect, Laziness lol...a month into umf I was like, hmm...maybe I should tag these if I'm gonna be doing this for a while...but then I got drunk and forgot, remembered again a couple months later, put it off and finally like a week ago, I took some of the time my job was kind enough to donate to me and did it...it was much like finally unpacking those clothes bins I just moved in with, time-consuming but satisfying once you get it all done and organized (only difference being the unpacking is still not done...)
so which one of the Temps owned that chair in the 'blue star lounge'?
First of all, thx for remembering the proper name for my living room...but to answer the question, David Ruffin lol...he sold it right before he sold that Caddy...cocaine is a hell of a drug...
That was fun as always...join us next week for even more of too much information lol...
any question you want...go 'head, fire away...fuckit, I'll answer...
absofuckinlutely hahahah...I'm even gonna get elaborate cooking robes and a chef master cape just like that creepy, smiling, yellow pepper biting host dude...allez cuisine!
Damn, why didn't you tag all these sooner? I'm reading through your old shit and dyin lolol
That's the intended effect, Laziness lol...a month into umf I was like, hmm...maybe I should tag these if I'm gonna be doing this for a while...but then I got drunk and forgot, remembered again a couple months later, put it off and finally like a week ago, I took some of the time my job was kind enough to donate to me and did it...it was much like finally unpacking those clothes bins I just moved in with, time-consuming but satisfying once you get it all done and organized (only difference being the unpacking is still not done...)
so which one of the Temps owned that chair in the 'blue star lounge'?
First of all, thx for remembering the proper name for my living room...but to answer the question, David Ruffin lol...he sold it right before he sold that Caddy...cocaine is a hell of a drug...
That was fun as always...join us next week for even more of too much information lol...
any question you want...go 'head, fire away...fuckit, I'll answer...
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