Pop Culture (a Father's Day poem)

I wrote one for mom, here's to the old man
it's only fair, I say...he did all he can
dads don't get much props for the things that they do
even though he's about half of why you're you
I know there are some who got a raw deal
but children need fathers, and that shit is real
my pop was around, that's a feat in itself
a lot of our moms raise their kids with no help
I was lucky, I guess...na, he wasn't perfect
but the things he taught me made it all worth it
How to tie my shoes, how to throw a football
how to drink lots and not show it at all
how to treat a lady, be a gentleman
(I had to unlearn that, but...that's now, this was then)
my father was tough, wait, not quite Joe Jackson
though dude def was quick with the belts and the strappings
I hated it then, I see now that's the way
kids could use more ass whuppins these days
You think with more beatings, there'd still be flash mobs?
I don't think so...these kids would all have jobs...
anyway, the next part is for all the fakers
bandwagon dudes, like new fans of the Lakers
fuck part time parents, and their fucked up priorities
I hate those type folk, they should die slow and horribly
How you a deadbeat and expect gifts from your seed?
only tie you deserve is a rope from a tree
yeah I typed it, deadbeats should be lynched
or shot in the yard like Yeller out this bitch
on this day, you do not deserve recognition
go buy cinderblock Timbs and sleep with the fishes
you got the nerve to celebrate Father's Day?
real talk, end yourself...what good are you anyway?
when I'm someone's daddy (hope that's no time soon)
I'll be sure my kid's happy from July through June
not just on Christmas, birthdays or tax season
I'll do it full time, I don't need a reason
I'll be in their life, and handle my biz
If you can't handle that you shouldn't have kids
(That's why I don't, hell...I'm irresponsible
at least I know this, I'm just being logical)
I'll do for my kids like no other man will
that's more than sending the bread for the bills
more than seeing the birth, then 3 visits the birth year
more than just Maury confirming your worst fears
more than saying "Oh, don't he look like me?"
more than baby Polos, and things that are pricey
It's way more than dressing alike at the mall
you must raise your kids, there's no option at all
So to all the true dads who deserve the name
just keep up the good work, simple and plain
then when your child grows successful in life
you can shout "That's my boy!", and be filled with pride
(He'll still shout out momma 1st, that's the way things is...
but...you can at least say you're a dad to your kids...lol...)

Happy Father's Day, y'all...