Formsprung

Answerable questions begetting questionable answers...that's right, it's Wednesday again...let's see what's in the bag...

Could ever date someone that is NOT a Cowboys fan?
Sure, as long as she accepts my lifestyle choice, is willing to give me 3 hours a week to myself, and won't judge me based on the colors of my team like some people.

How big is your dictionary?
Girl, my dictionary is huge...like a foot long and 3 inches thick, you can get "pleasure" and "satisfaction" out of it (pages 346 and 569, respectively) lol... Seriously, I've just always loved the intricacies of the English language, plus it's fun to flat-out befuddle a mafucka in an argument by dropping a 5 syllable word in perfect connotation. Indubitably.

What do you think about that girl who threw those puppies in that river?
That was pretty random and fucked up...I'm no PETA member,believe me, I think the main purpose of animals is to be delicious, entertaining or to have warm skins to wear, but that's just wrong. I mean damn, there are starving kids in China! (lol sorry, couldn't resist...if you absolutely must see me type it, "it is wrong to throw puppies in a river in and of itself.")

Why must your blog always be Cowboys colors?
Why not? What else is it supposed to be? Vikings colors? Dolphins colors? Redskins colors? (ugh...) They're perfectly fine colors...they're masculine and powerful and cool looking, dammit! (Plus blue is my favorite color anyway...)

is there a twitter ettiquette?
Could be...you'll have to ask a Twit, #idon'tfuckwiththat...lol...

Is it bad Facebook ettiqutte to delete someone a week after adding them?
No. It's good friendslist quality control. Hell, I believe new Facebook friends should go through a week's probation anyway...

did u ever know that ur my hero?
Am I also the wind beneath your wings? Haha...if I'm your hero, you don't need any updrafts whatsoever, you're quite high enough. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

u saw how bad ur cowboys looked last night, aint u?
Ugh...unfortunately...that was a sad display of professional football...it's preseason though, they'll be aight...plus we'll see the Texans again week 3 when the games count.

Would you ever join the military?
No. It's just not for me...I'm not good with authority...if I wanted to be woken up at 5:30am every day, told what to do and when to do it, and have orders barked into my face, I would have stayed with my momma. (I love you mommy! Even though I hope you'll never read this...lol...)

omg can I steal this fb ettiquette post and put it on my profile? so many of my friends need to see this!
Please, I invite and encourage you...steal away, that one was meant to be spread door to door Jehovah's Witness-style...I want it heard as widely as possible. Some of that shit has to stop as of yesterday...join the movement and spread the word!

Taking shots at the WNBA is one thing, but what's wrong with childbirth? It's beautiful and natural.
What's wrong with it?! It's...it's just...ugh. In case my hypothetical future wife is reading this, this letter is for you, babe...I'll be in the waiting room. None for me, thx...and I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but "natural" ain't necessarily great...lol...

If you were two-stepping in the club and a guy walked up behind you and grinded his pelvis against you while fist-pumping, what would you do and what song would you want the DJ to play?
What the...um...okay...
Well first I'd cry "RAPE!" at the top of my lungs, kick him in the nuts, then run his pockets because he owes me for the lapdance...and of course, the DJ's next song should be En Vogue's "Never Gonna Get It".

hahaha y'all are the greatest and craziest group of readers a guy could ask for...I appreciate your input a lot, even when the questions are weird as fuck, it honestly means a lot that you lot even care enough to make me uncomfortable. Aight, same time next week...look for the Cowboys blue (:p) question box >over there> or if you hate my color scheme that much:

any question you want...go 'head, fire away...fuckit, I'll answer...