does purple have a real name?
lavender...hell if I know hahaha, I do not wish to know her at all...matta fact, I almost encountered her the other day walking down the street, but was able to quickly tuck myself in a nearby corner store before she detected me...
what's 'purple's' number? pass that off my dude hahah
681-6177...if that's really of any use to ya, you know the 1st 3 numbers...go for it, just don't say I didn't warn you in a thousand word essay...
what were you like as a kid?
just like this, but shorter and beardless...seriously.
Why don't you let Purple be ya baby moms? She seems like a good candidate
I wouldn't fuck that girl with your dick...whether you're male or not... Besides, she's a sucky mom to the kid(s) she does have, and we all know how I feel about that...
Are all these stories true?
Trust me when I tell you that I like to imagine I'm a pretty funny dude, but there's no way I can make up some of the shit that goes on/around me...everything tagged 'adventures and misadventures" happened for a fact, and I can produce witnesses for most, some of which are readers/friends...I wish some of this shit never happened lol
are there any naked pics of u on the internet?
Shiiiiiiit, pics? You didn't see the movie yet? It's called "under my fitted sheets", its homemade, but quality shit...AJ South has a cameo... It's around, just google it...
lol lemme stop...
I sure hope not... :p
if purple ends up kidnappin u, will u at least post about it lol
haha damn...just fuck me, right? "Its cool if he gets drugged up, dragged into a cellar and buttfucked with a sparkly purple strap-on while being lovingly serenaded for days on end, I just expect a recap..." I love you too, and appreciate your concern...but to answer your question, yes, assuming I survive.
first Patrice now this Purple broad lol you seem to attract the crazy ones, why is that?
You show me a girl that's not crazy, and I'll sell you the Liberty Bell for 3 bucks...true story. You're all crazy, there's just certain flavors of crazy I like and that wasn't one of them lol...
u really feel that strongly about happy meal toys, my dude?
Absolutely! I have a right to, cheaply made toys included with fast food value meals for children are an important part of what it means to grow up in America...the day we take that away is the day the terrorists have won. Are you workin with Bin Laden n'em?
you fucked that girl, ain't u lol
hahaha no I did not...the next time I see her will be too soon...
In your opinion, is it ok for a girl to discuss her period with her guy friends?
If it's the period at the end of a sentence like "I don't wanna hear anything about that shit.", then sure....otherwise, well...
I came upon this blog at random with 'next blog', and read you posts 'the color of war' and anotherr couple post, but I want to let u know your a juggmental immature ashole who should have no access to a publlic online expression. You suck have a nice day
wow...where do I start with this one?
1) Thx for reading umf! (or having umf read to you, either one) Clearly you found something to like, since you said yourself you read more than one.
2) Technically, that's not a question...but I'll let that slide.
3) You "came upon" umf? Eww, it's not even that kind of site...this thing moves slow enough sometimes without folk stickying it up by coming upon it...both hands on the keyboard, please!
4) You read a couple of things I wrote and immediately determined I'm an immature asshole...jeez, now who's being 'juggmental'? (lol juggmental...sounds like a word for somebody who thinks about titties a lot...hmm, maybe it's true...)
5) Maybe you're right, I shouldn't have an e-soapbox...but I do, so there. *sticks tongue out* (ok, maybe I am a little immature lol)
6) I can't hold this back anymore...I waited 'til #6... Dude, this is coming from someone with pretty loose grammatical structure and a liberal view of style choices in typing and shit, but your spelling is buttocks...work on that, cuzzo.
7) Thanks for reading umf! Hate me as you seem to, you have an opinion, which means you care...so again, thanks for reading and have a nice day...pussy.