If you had to eat cream cheese icing off my nipple to save the world, would you? [[yes I am a girl :D]]
I don't know, I would have to see the nipples in question before answering that...but odds are yes, since I like cream cheese icing lol
R u gonna watch the super bowl?
Eh, maybe...
I don't know, I would have to see the nipples in question before answering that...but odds are yes, since I like cream cheese icing lol
R u gonna watch the super bowl?
Eh, maybe...
who ya got in the Super Bowl?
Packers, if only so I don't have to hear "Black and Yellow" anymore...uh-huh, you know what it is...fuckin' annoying after 500 times hearing it.
lol you write poems too? is there anything you cant do?
Yes I do...I like writing shit that rhymes. and um...I can't flip up off my back like in karate movies or whistle with my fingers in my mouth....working on that though...
how good are you at texting and walking?
great...I'm an expert, armed with mutant peripherals honed by years of experience...I can both text without looking at the keyboard and walk without looking at the street with no problem...that's why I wrote a post about it...
Can you really text and fuck? Can I hep you prove it?
lol...I've never actually tried it, but I'm pretty sure I possess the necessary dexterity. I said that mostly for impact and humor. As for the second part of your question, since you weren't smart enough to claim femininity like the other sex question person, I can't answer that due to the potential violation of hetero bylaws.
why don't you make it so that everybody can post on the umf fan page wall?
It already is, but it was just fucked up so it split posts into 3 random categories...but I unfucked it, so it's fine now...post away!
feeling better today? lol
hahaha yes, much, thank you...
Packers, if only so I don't have to hear "Black and Yellow" anymore...uh-huh, you know what it is...fuckin' annoying after 500 times hearing it.
lol you write poems too? is there anything you cant do?
Yes I do...I like writing shit that rhymes. and um...I can't flip up off my back like in karate movies or whistle with my fingers in my mouth....working on that though...
how good are you at texting and walking?
great...I'm an expert, armed with mutant peripherals honed by years of experience...I can both text without looking at the keyboard and walk without looking at the street with no problem...that's why I wrote a post about it...
Can you really text and fuck? Can I hep you prove it?
lol...I've never actually tried it, but I'm pretty sure I possess the necessary dexterity. I said that mostly for impact and humor. As for the second part of your question, since you weren't smart enough to claim femininity like the other sex question person, I can't answer that due to the potential violation of hetero bylaws.
why don't you make it so that everybody can post on the umf fan page wall?
It already is, but it was just fucked up so it split posts into 3 random categories...but I unfucked it, so it's fine now...post away!
feeling better today? lol
hahaha yes, much, thank you...
are Valntines and Winter Boos seperate?
Tricky question...they can be, but if they're the same person it often leads to a more permanent relationship. If you want to keep your Boo only for the winter, under no circumstances should they be made a valentine...in fact, you should be planning your exit strategy by then.
No more posts about Facebook? What you too good to post about it now that you got a fan page lol
hahaha you a fool...you know what, I haven't written a Facebook post all year...the internet's foremost Interpersonal Facebook Studies major is slipping...maybe I'll do one soon...
u doing that black history month thing again? u should, it was great...except for the mike irvin one lol
HEY! Listen here, anonymous mofo, you aint gonna be sittin here on my site talking about the Playmaker like that, dammit! To answer your question though, I was thinking about it...it was fun.
what's the worst 'myspace-book name' you ever saw lol
It's a tie between "Briana sexydiva prettymoney" or something similar and "Nachoaverage doinmyownthing Calloway"...seriously, search it on FB, I didn't make these up. And people wonder why I have the "middle name" I have lol...
why didnt you accept my friend request on FB?
I damn sure did...I accept any and all friend requests (on a probationary basis).
Do you think the Duck Boats should be able to come back to Philly?
Hell fucking no...I've always hated those things, even before they started killing tourists...rolling down streets, blowing those stupid plastic quack kazoos that sound like a duck being goosed, driving me duckshit crazy...hopefully after this whole thing is over I can sleep well knowing that I will never hear a duck call in the middle of a major metropolitan area again.
Tricky question...they can be, but if they're the same person it often leads to a more permanent relationship. If you want to keep your Boo only for the winter, under no circumstances should they be made a valentine...in fact, you should be planning your exit strategy by then.
No more posts about Facebook? What you too good to post about it now that you got a fan page lol
hahaha you a fool...you know what, I haven't written a Facebook post all year...the internet's foremost Interpersonal Facebook Studies major is slipping...maybe I'll do one soon...
u doing that black history month thing again? u should, it was great...except for the mike irvin one lol
HEY! Listen here, anonymous mofo, you aint gonna be sittin here on my site talking about the Playmaker like that, dammit! To answer your question though, I was thinking about it...it was fun.
what's the worst 'myspace-book name' you ever saw lol
It's a tie between "Briana sexydiva prettymoney" or something similar and "Nachoaverage doinmyownthing Calloway"...seriously, search it on FB, I didn't make these up. And people wonder why I have the "middle name" I have lol...
why didnt you accept my friend request on FB?
I damn sure did...I accept any and all friend requests (on a probationary basis).
Do you think the Duck Boats should be able to come back to Philly?
Hell fucking no...I've always hated those things, even before they started killing tourists...rolling down streets, blowing those stupid plastic quack kazoos that sound like a duck being goosed, driving me duckshit crazy...hopefully after this whole thing is over I can sleep well knowing that I will never hear a duck call in the middle of a major metropolitan area again.
Hey AJ! How many other people here read this? Bonus question- what does that thing on the back of your cart say? You always move before I can read it haha --your girl on 10th
Here? You mean at work (since you mentioned my cart and the 10th floor)?
Um...I only know for a fact that maybe 5 people in the building read this (hey y'all!) but I do suspect a couple people read and don't say anything, since sometimes they make references that give them away...like you and the cart thing :p
Oh, and it's a license plate:
Here? You mean at work (since you mentioned my cart and the 10th floor)?
Um...I only know for a fact that maybe 5 people in the building read this (hey y'all!) but I do suspect a couple people read and don't say anything, since sometimes they make references that give them away...like you and the cart thing :p
Oh, and it's a license plate:
Good times as usual, y'all...thanks to everybody that took a couple seconds to hit the question box >over there> or click this link:
to ask a question this week! If you want to get an answer to a weird ass question next week (or even a normal one...I take those too haha) just hit the qu--...oh wait, I did it already. Damn...ah well, see y'all next week on "Formsprung"!
3 comments:
What if it's a really, REALLY ugly nipple? Like those fucked up tits on my blog post about plastic surgery gone bad?
Would you like those? Huh? Would you?
I most certainly would not...believe me, I know very well that there are some fuglified nipples and areolas (areoli? areolae? areolissimo?)out there...that's why I threw in the disclaimer lol
I'd lick it off those crazy nipples on tricia's page. I love cream cheese icing. And I got on those duck boats, for my kids. What was worse than all the stuff you already mentioned? The fact that they didn't point out one credible landmark. I got to see "the worlds only cotton candy landmark" and "the first burial spot of a dead guy, his wife, his wife's cousin, and his wife's niece." what the hell.
Oh, and I like rhyming too. More proof that I'm black
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